The Age Gap
Charlotte and Mackenzie are 5 years and 4 months apart. This was by design – mostly because Charlotte was a shit show of a baby, and then a toddler, and when everyone around me was getting pregnant with their second when their first was only two or three years old I knew there was no way in hell I could manage that with the difficulties I was already experiencing. Then we were moving and I knew I wanted to be settled before I got pregnant again and then I got pregnant and had the baby during COVID so that was really fun. ANYWAY, I knew the age gap would be significant but it’s also been the best thing for us since Mackenzie is just Charlotte 2.0 as a toddler – except worse somehow? I couldn’t deal with a feral Charlotte as a toddler AND a feral baby at the same time, you know? I’ve done the smart thing and spread out the feral across the years. I like how people say if you have an easy first baby you’ll have a wild second baby as if you can’t have two of the most difficult, stubborn creatures to walk the planet as your children and never get an easy one????? I’M DOING FINE GUYS.
The age gap now is interesting because I have to experience the same behavior in different ways. For example, Charlotte rolls her eyes at me and is sarcastic and nasty in a more grown up way and I get to scream at her and punish her for her insolence while she stomps up the stairs and tells me that her life isn’t fair. Mackenzie rolls her eyes at me and screams at me (and on my luckiest days she will even try to hit me!) and I get to pretend to punish her because at three years old she still doesn’t understand exactly what a punishment is and then she just hugs me and says “are you still mad to me?” I have to navigate Charlotte’s anxiety over the state tests coming up and I have to navigate Mackenzie’s anxiety over what her socks will feel like on her feet going to school or what stuffed animal she’s going to bring or what jacket she’s going to wear. In case you were wondering, in the winter she wore a sweatshirt, but now that it’s spring time she wants to wear her winter coat. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
I lay with Mackenzie every night until she falls asleep, just like I did with Charlotte. But I STILL get to sit in Charlotte’s room every night while she falls asleep! SEE! ALL THE THINGS IN DIFFERENT WAYS!
I may have made a mistake in waiting so long between children. Because now that I’ve realized as we get out of the harder parts of parenting Charlotte we will just have to relive it once again. And by this I obviously mean math homework. There is no way I’m going to retain this information by the time Mackenzie is learning it and will have to suffer this all over again.
I’M FINE GUYS. JUST FINE.